seriously. if princess peach actually learned sum martial arts or self defense, she wont be kidnapped so friggin often by bowser and mario wont have to waste his time saving her all the time.
Why Doesnt Peach Learn Some Self Defense so Bowser Will Stop Kidnapping Her?!?!?!?
She does :D
http://ds.ign.com/objects/711/711851.htm...
And technically the Toads need to learn self defense, because Bowser captures them more often than Peach.
Reply:I%26#039;m guessing she seems to have a need to feel important or something or maybe she has a major bondage fetish and getting tied up and kidnapped really gets her rocks off.
Reply:Yeah, you%26#039;re right. I think she%26#039;s just one of those attention-starved girls that will do anything to get a man, even if it means allowing herself to be kidnapped.
Reply:Peach DOES, look at Super Princess Peach, Super Smash Bros, Super Mario (number something, I forgot sorry) and the Mario sports games. It%26#039;s just that Bowser is still too powerful.
Reply:I think Princess Peach is a spoiled *****. She never fight s back becaue she knows that Mario will come and save he day. And i think that mario saving her is some bizzare sexual fantasy of hers.
Reply:She does! In the new game, Super Princess Peach! =o
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