Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Give me a peach?

A guy enters a bank to see about getting a business loan.





%26quot;What kind of business do you want to start?%26quot; asks the bank manager.





%26quot;I have some black powder. You sprinkle it on a women%26#039;s v@gina and it makes it taste like a peach.%26quot;





%26quot;I don%26#039;t think we can give you a loan.%26quot; he replied.





So the guy left. A few months later he went into the bank with a wheel barrel filled with money.





The same bank manager said, %26quot;Congratulations, I guess that idea for black powder really paid off.%26quot;





%26quot;Nah, that didn%26#039;t go anywhere. I made my money with this white powder.%26quot;





%26quot;Really,%26quot; replied the bank manager. %26quot;What does it do?%26quot;





%26quot;Give me a peach and I%26#039;ll show you.%26quot;








( no offence meant )

Give me a peach?
I don%26#039;t get it





Enough about my sex life though





The joke was funny
Reply:I don%26#039;t get it! Mine always smells like a peach! Could you share another please?
Reply:Ha! Ha! Ha! That was so predictably funny…a bit exaggerated of course but still funny!!!
Reply:haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaa... wooo!
Reply:oh my god,i have been laughing for hours.
Reply:lol peaches n bananas...two of my favourite fruits.. joke was FUUNNY lololol
Reply:omg, laughing from start to finish (and then some!!)
Reply:smart



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